Did Osiris have
surgery to sew on a
chicken's head? Crazy!
“And from what strain do you think you derived your godlike powers? Osiris? Cosmetic surgery might have given him a chicken’s head, and his own dubious strain an aptitude for mathematics—but you and I, shape-shifters both—are sons of Isis, Witch of the Loggia.”
I love Creatures of Light of Darkness, but man, is it bonkers in places. I don't even think the thing with the chicken head cracks the top five.