April thirtieth.
Time to kill Merlin. Do it
right this time, alright?
Friday, April 30, 2021
Thursday, April 29, 2021
Day 29 2021 - Zelazny Haiku - Morningstar
Lidless eyes. Stone self.
Promethean Morningstar.
Waiting for the dawn.
Wednesday, April 28, 2021
Day 28 2021 - Zelazny Haiku - Shadowjack
Stone eater, breaker
of the Compact. Shadowjack,
Lord of Shadow Guard
Tuesday, April 27, 2021
Day 27 2021 - Zelazny Haiku - Dara
Dara, not the best
mom in the world. No wonder
Merlin's such a tool.
Monday, April 26, 2021
Day 26 2021 - Zelazny Haiku - Tak, of the Bright Spear
Tak, of the Bright Spear
Former archivist, now an
ape. Bananas, please!
Day 25 2021 - Zelazny Haiku - Mary Maude Mullen, the Doyenne
Mary Maude Mullen
immortal arbiter of
trans-society.
Day 24 2021 - Zelazny Haiku - Agni
Agni, wielder of
the universal fire. Guy's
got a glass jaw, though.
Friday, April 23, 2021
Day 23 2021 - Zelazny Haiku - Tibor McMasters
Doc Abernathy
says to Tibor: "A legless
man cannot kneel." Mean!
Thursday, April 22, 2021
Day 22 2021 - Zelazny Haiku - Deadboy Donner
Deadboy Donner: A
bit like Guys and Dolls, but set
in the far future.
Day 21 2021 - Zelazny Haiku - Mordel
Mordel. Faustian
bargain. Short end of the stick.
Poor little robot.
Tuesday, April 20, 2021
Day 20 2021 - Zelazny Haiku - Jim the Werewolf
Dog-shaped death beneath
sky's eyes beast to fest blooding
moon-turned hours...Werewolf.
Monday, April 19, 2021
Day 19 2021 - Zelazny Haiku - The Unicorn
Mythical creature
seeks single white hunchback for
love and maybe more
Sunday, April 18, 2021
Day 18 2021 - Zelazny Haiku - Dennis Guise
Dennis Guise. Itsa
me! Leonardo! No, wait.
Dennis Guise again.
Saturday, April 17, 2021
Day 17 2021 - Zelazny Haiku - Angelo di Negri, "Angie the Angel"
"Angie the Angel"
doesn't know much math. You need
Angie the Angle.
Friday, April 16, 2021
Day 16 2021 - Zelazny Haiku - George & Dart
George runs a scam with
Dart the dragon. Beats Ponzi
schemes, I suppose, man.
Day 15 2021 - Zelazny Haiku - Adam Maser
Adam Maser runs
the Psychoshop, the Black Place
of the Soul-Changer.
Wednesday, April 14, 2021
Day 14 2021 - Zelazny Haiku - Willy Boy
Faithless faith healer.
Preacher Willy Boy. Stinks of
evil. Bourbon too.
Tuesday, April 13, 2021
Day 13 2021 - Zelazny Haiku - Ovid Wiley
Ovid Wiley, the
Dead Man's brother. Wondrously
lucky, so I hear.
Monday, April 12, 2021
Sunday, April 11, 2021
Day 11 2021 - Zelazny Haiku - Francis Sandow
Sandow doesn't want
to be a god. He's content
as a billionaire.
Saturday, April 10, 2021
Day 10 2021 - Zelazny Haiku - Dilvish
Dilvish, the Damned did
not enjoy his time in hell.
Stupid Jelerak.
Friday, April 9, 2021
Day 9 2021 - Zelazny Haiku - Morgenstern
A horse is a horse
Of course, of course, unless that
horse is Morgenstern
Thursday, April 8, 2021
Wednesday, April 7, 2021
Day 7 2021 - Zelazny Haiku - Frost
Frost: A cube who made
a deal with the robot
devil. (It worked out.)
Tuesday, April 6, 2021
Day 6 2021 - Zelazny Haiku - Eileen Shallot
Eileen Shallot: Named
for the Tennyson poem.
Not for the onion.
Monday, April 5, 2021
Day 5 2021 - Zelazny Haiku - John Sunlight
John Sunlight had a
great plan AND a robot. Still
got socked in the jaw.
Sunday, April 4, 2021
Day 4 2021 - Zelazny Haiku - Llewella
Princess Llewella...
That's it. I don't need the rest
of the syllables.
Saturday, April 3, 2021
Day 3 2021 - Zelazny Haiku - Corwin
Today's haiku is about Corwin.
Oh no, my eye! My
doctor told me not to get
hot pokers in it!
Friday, April 2, 2021
Day 2 2021 - Zelazny Haiku - Benedict
Benedict! No, not
Cumberbatch. Haystacks. Sleepy
Hollow. That's the guy.
Thursday, April 1, 2021
Day 1 2021 - Zelazny Haiku - Gerard
I think I've going to keep the Zelazny haiku character-focused this year.
Gerard. Strong as an
ox. Smart as one too. Hey-o!
Stop punching me. Ow.
The Triumphant Return! (Part XIII)
Okay! I'm back! For reals! I mean it this time.
Except in which case I fail, whereupon I will retroactively declare this an April Fool's Day post.