Where there had been darkness...

71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marks...

I guess this means I'm going as Ace this year.

61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that sat...

51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately tran...

41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices. Evaluation:  Ugh. Time travel. There is a reason that, un...