Where there had been darkness...

On the twelfth day of Who-mas Chris Chinball gave to me twelve talking bedsheets ("Something something Timeless Child"), a P...

On the eleventh day of Who-mas Chris Chinball gave to me a P'Ting with the munchies, a very lonely froggy ("It's not easy bei...

On the tenth day of Who-mas Chris Chinball gave to me a very lonely froggy, nine reformed assassins ("So many eyes!"), eight gi...

On the ninth day of Who-mas Chris Chinball gave to me nine reformed assassins, eight giant spiders ("So many legs!"), seven woo...

On the eighth day of Who-mas Chris Chinball gave to me eight giant spiders, seven wooden witches ("How do we tell if she is made of w...