You just wait, DeVito. Next time I do something like this, it's going to be Zelazny-inspired *limericks* and you'll see just how bad my poetry can get.
There once was a guy named DeVito, who thought that my website wasn't always so neato. He said "Josh, you're a fool, Merlin's no tool. When I read your site, I make sure I'm incognito!"
Kalkin's Chariot
ReplyDeleteBreaking Gods against its wheels;
Yama, reins in hand.
That's really beautiful.
DeleteMy only regret is that it makes mine look even worse than they actually are.
Josh: "My only regret is that it makes mine look even worse than they actually are."
ReplyDeleteNot sure that's possible.
You just wait, DeVito. Next time I do something like this, it's going to be Zelazny-inspired *limericks* and you'll see just how bad my poetry can get.
DeleteI dare you...
ReplyDeleteYou asked for it!
DeleteThere once was a guy named DeVito,
who thought that my website wasn't always so neato.
He said "Josh, you're a fool,
Merlin's no tool.
When I read your site, I make sure I'm incognito!"
[Indignantly] I do NOT make sure I'm incognito! Heck, I've always signed my names to my posts.
ReplyDeleteSorry. It was either that or "bean burrito".
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