Monday, July 29, 2013

Mütter's Day







I finally got around to visiting the Mütter Museum with my friends Jen and Tim this weekend. All three of us are big fans of John Hodgman and Sarah Vowell, each of whom mention the megacolon in their respective writings. We'd been looking forward to this for a long time.

My friend Frederick is also a fan of the place. He had a poster from the museum in a frame that was clearly many times more expensive than the poster.

En route, we played 20 questions.

The answers were:


We parked for five dollars, which was pretty cheap, and walked a couple blocks to the museum. It was a bit different from what I was expecting.


  1. It was quite a bit smaller than I thought it would be: Just three rooms. Nicely laid out and everything, but that couldn't change how small the place was.
  2. Very well lit: I was expecting to be the kind of place the Franklin Institute was before it was renovated, with expansive, dimly lit halls. But the lighting was very good.
  3. Body parts: I've got a decent general science education, but I'm not a doctor or a biologist, and my last experience with body parts was dissecting a fetal pig more than a decade ago.The thing that struck me is how much smaller the organs were than I was expecting them to be, the brains in particular. Zombie movies have lied to me! 
  4. Accessible: I enjoy science museums, but I do think they cleave much more closely to entertaining than informing. Mütter was no exception, but I thought the exhibits were accessible without being patronizing or simplifying the material to the point of meaninglessness.  
  5. No pictures allowed: I had to resort to a stock photo of the megacolon! #Firstworldproblems
  6. The Megacolon: It wasn't as mega as we were led to believe. We were hoping we could walk through it like the giant heart at the Franklin Institute.
  7. Skullduggery: There was a wall with a good 40 or 50 skulls on it, As a lay person, I tend to think of skulls as pretty uniform, but seeing so many in one space, I couldn't help but notice the significant amount of variation visible even at a causal glance. 
  8. Skullduggery, part two: They had a forensics of Grimm's Fairy tale theme going on in the upper gallery and I really liked one of the paintings that went with it.


Afterwards, we had some lunch, because seeing dozens of anencephalic fetuses in jars really works up an appetite. Afterwards we visited Fat Jack's Comic Crypt and had some gelato at Capogiro's, which was voted the best ice cream in the world by National Geographic. It was pretty yummy. I'm not sure if I've ever had gelato before. I thought it was vegan, but apparently not. 




Todd Ingram: Gelato isn't vegan?
Vegan Policeman: It's milk and eggs, bitch.


Fat Jack's was really nice. I had read about it in Joe Matt's Peepshow, so I was especially interested in seeing it, though it's not like I need an excuse to check out a comic book store. It's really one of the nicest stores I've ever been in. A great, well-organized selection, friendly and knowledgeable staff that seem to enjoy being there, ten terrible comics for a buck in the bargain bins. 



Great visit all around. Next time we return to Philly, it will be to camp in at the Franklin Institute.


Saturday, July 27, 2013

Upcoming reviews

Look what I found for a dollar at a local flea market!

I'd been meaning to review the Amber comic for a while, but my wife accidentally sold my copies a while back. 

Also pending, the Jack of Shadows album!

Friday, July 19, 2013

Shining in the Darkness: A Wrinkle in Time




There are passages in fiction that still get me choked up every time I read them. The first is the scene with Miser Shen in Bridge of Birds. I wrote about that a while back.

Meanwhile I will cry, 'Ah Chen, your father is here!' I can but weep for you, and call your name."

Another is from the end of the Last Unicorn:

Prince Lír stood between her body and the Bull, weaponless, but with his hands up as though he thought he still held a sword and shield. Once more in that endless night the prince said, "No." He looked very foolish, and he was about to be trampled flat. The Red Bull could not see him, and would kill him without ever knowing that he had been in the way. Wonder and love and great sorrow shook Schmendrick the Magician then, and came together inside him and filled him, filled him until he felt himself brimming and flowing with something that was none of these. He did not believe it, but it came to him anyway, as it had touched him twice before and left him more barren than he had been. This time, there was too much of it for him to hold; it spilled through his fingers and toes, welled up equally in his eyes and his hair and the hollows of his shoulders. There was too much to hold — too much ever to use; and still he found himself weeping with the pain of his impossible greed. He thought, or said, or sang, I did not know that I was so empty, to be so full.

The Lady Amalthea lay where she had fallen, though now she was trying to rise, and Prince Lir still guarded her raising his naked hands against the enormous shape that loomed over him. The tip of the prince's tongue stuck out of one corner of his mouth, making him look as serious as a child taking something apart. Long years later, when Schmendrick's name had become a greater name than Nikos's and worse than afreets surrendered at the sound of it, he was never able to work the smallest magic without seeing Prince Lir before him, his eyes squinted up because of the brightness and his tongue sticking out.

The third comes from A Wrinkle in Time. I love this book. I read it for the first time in the fifth grade. I went to a tiny little grade school, and I had an absolutely astounding number of truly excellent teachers. Mrs. Race had the class read the book (We each got our own paperback copy and I wouldn't be surprised if she paid for them all out of her own pocket), and it remains one of my all-time favorites to this day.



I think the religious elements of the work would keep it out of most classrooms today (and Mrs. Race was probably pushing the envelope of what was acceptable even back then, but she was awesome that way), but it really shaped my adult understanding of what goodness is.

I've touched on this before, with my pieces on Mister Rogers and Superman, but I still believe in goodness, in the human potential, and the human obligation to be good.I'm an atheist now, and I have been for a long time, but I still think it's the best argument for Christianity that I've ever read. I don't believe in supernatural forces of Good and Evil, but natural forces of good and evil exist all around us. Evil isn't glamorous; it's weak and afraid. Good isn't naive or weak or foolish; it's strong and tender, and above all, loving.

Now, I like a good Revenger's Tragedy of Jacobian Demigods as much as anyone, but not every jerk is a Byronic Hero. Sometimes he's just a thug with a grudge. I enjoy reading about heroes who are essentially good people, but it seems that there are too few, with goodness too often a mask or a sham. I don't want to be nostalgic for a past that never was, but I'm more acutely aware of this tendency with a child of my own. Subversion of apparent goodness is done so often that it's what I expect from a storytelling perspective. It's nice to see goodness played straight once in a while.

It's a rare story that features unambiguous goodness. The only pop culture example that springs immediately to mind is Avatar: The Last Airbender. And that's not necessarily a bad thing. I like faults in my characters, and I like nuance, and an easy way of injecting some is introducing certain shades of grey to a character. 

Madeleine L'Engle
With that said, I think that L'Engle does a wonderful job depicting a variety of flawed, but good characters. Meg is impatient, temperamental and poisoned with doubt and Charles Wallace's pride almost swallows him. But their love for each other (and the love they learn to give themselves) lets them pull through.

The author of a Wrinkle in Time, Madeleine L'Engle, didn't publish the book until she was 44, which is inspiring in its own way. Its publication was delayed by the fact that it's a difficult book for children to read, but it's probably still a children's book, (it won a Newberry Medal after all) and it was a science fiction book with a female lead, which L'Engle said, "just wasn't done at the time." (I think that the argument can be made, unfortunately, that it still isn't done.)

To get to the ostensible point of this post, the passage that I like is that when the characters are in the cave of the Happy Medium and the characters are talking about humans who have opposed the darkness.

"Who have our fighters been?" Calvin asked.

"Oh, you must know them, dear," Mrs. Whatsit said.

Mrs. Who's spectacles shone out at them triumphantly, "And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not."

"Jesus!" Charles Wallace said. "Why of course, Jesus!"

"Of course!" Mrs. Whatsit said. "Go on, Charles, love. There were others. All your great artists. They've been lights for us to see by."

"Leonardo da Vinci?" Calvin suggested tentatively. "And Michelangelo?"

"And Shakespeare," Charles Wallace called out, "and Bach! And Pasteur and Madame Curie and Einstein!"

Now Calvin's voice rang with confidence. "And Schweitzer and Gandhi and Buddha and Beethoven and Rembrandt and St. Francis!"

What can I say? I love the sentiment of poets and scientists and humanitarians as the champions of humanity. 

It also led to this exchange.

Lily: Who was Einstein?
Me: You've probably seen a picture of him. He was a scientist with crazy hair.
Lily: Is he the guy who walks around the street in the Simpsons game?
Me: (Pause) No, that's Sideshow Bob.
(Later on, I showed her a picture and she said he looked familiar. She just didn't know the name to put to the face)

I commented that I liked this book because it has so many girls in it. Lily replied "Of Course. Everybody loves super cool girls. Meg is nice and kind and smart and pretty."

And, of course, not everyone does love super cool girls. Books and movies are still created with adolescent boys (and arrested adolescent boys) in mind and women and girls as heroes are pitifully underrepresented. But I hope that she hangs on to that belief for as long as she can, and I hope that, by the time that she would see that it's not true, that things have changed to the point that it is, and she has all the super cool girls she could ever want.

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Book Review: Anno Dracula, by Kim Newman

My friend Tim was the first person to show me a copy of Neil Gaiman's A Study in Emerald and when I was done reading it, I proclaimed "That was the second best Sherlock Holmes/Jack the Ripper/Cthulhu Mythos crossover story I've ever read!" (1)

If I wanted to broaden my statement slightly to to include Sherlock Holmes/Jack the Ripper/horror stories in general (still not the most crowded arena), I think that Study drops down to third place, because Anno Dracula is just astounding. (2)






It's an alternate history story where Count Dracula's plans were not foiled by Van Helsing and his crew, but instead, he becomes the prince consort to Queen Victoria and transforms her, and, through his offspring, a certain percentage of the population of England, to vampires. This precipitates a rather large change in society, as one might expect.

The first chapter is from the point of view of Jack Seward, one of Van Helsing's cohorts from Dracula. Now, normally, I'd spoiler tag this kind of thing, but since it's the first chapter, what's the point? Jack Seward is Silver Knife, aka Jack the Ripper, and he's killing vampire prostitutes. 

It's a gutsy move, but I think it works. Alfred Hitchcock is well known for his explanation about the difference between "surprise" and "suspense". Surprise is a boring conversation followed by an explosion from a bomb hidden beneath the table and is good for 15 seconds of fright. Suspense is that same conversation, except the audience knows about the bomb and it's good for 15 minutes of fright.

Seward is crazy and haunted and broken, he hates what Dracula has done to England, but he's not unsympathetic. He runs a clinic where one of the main volunteers and that adds to the tension.

We get a bunch of strong female characters, which I always like. Geneviève Dieudonné is an elder vampire, and I was surprised that she was noteworthy enough to merit a wikipedia article of her own. (Also, it has a picture, and she's blonde. I always imagined her looking like Sophie Marceau.)


Le Sigh. That's my girlfriend!

She was a physician's daughter in her mortal life, and when the story begins, she's working at Seward's clinic, until she's conscripted into the investigation by Inspector Lestrade of Sherlock Holmes fame. 

This is the arena where I think Anno Dracula succeeds so brilliantly. It overflows with both historical and fictional characters of the era, as disparate as Beatrice Potter to Barnabas Collins. It's a great deal of fun trying to identify this character or that. (The sequel, if possible, is stuffed even fuller. Even minor characters are cameos from some other story. Any book with Snoopy from Peanuts, Pinhead from Hellraiser, Jay Gatsby, Monk Mayfair (3) AND Edgar Allen Poe as the Red Baron's biographer is okay with me!)

We also get Charles Beauregard, a widowed agent of the Diogenes Club, which in this series is a front for the British secret service, who has become engaged to his late wife's cousin, Penelope .It's a great bit of character study, because he they both know that Pamela was his first choice. 

Kate Reed, young vampire reporter (and reportedly a character cut from an early draft of Dracula) is all kinds of awesome. Newman really writes women well. (If you're wondering and not familiar with his work, he's a boy Kim and not a lady Kim.)

The stakes get higher, as underworld figures find the increased law enforcement activity putting a crimp in their style. I really enjoyed the resolution, too.

It's a great book and I'm looking forward to the fourth in the series. 

1- I guess, despite the time frame and the opening murder, in Whitechapel, Emerald isn't actually considered a "Jack the Ripper" story. However, I was under that impression at the time, and calling it a Sherlock Holmes/Murder in Whitechapel/Cthulhu Mythos story.

2- The first, being, of course, A Night in the Lonesome October.

3- Since we had Doc Savage and John Sunlight in Roadmarks, I would like to believe they exist in the same continuity as the Anno Dracula books. 

Friday, July 12, 2013

Let it grow

Lily is not infrequently pouty, bratty and way too smart for her own good. However, she's occasionally very sweet. She liked getting notes in her lunch and, now that school is out for Summer, she's taken to writing notes for me. She wrote this note today and I really think it's one of the nicest things anyone has ever made for me.