I needed an umbrella, so I thought I'd pick out one I'd enjoy. I ordered the nifty light-up Blade Runner umbrella off Amazon.
It arrived, and I opened it up inside the house, which, as we all know is bad luck, but I wanted to see the glowy part.
My phone is a Nexus 6. Same model as Roy Batty.
Two hours after I open the Blade Runner umbrella inside the house, my Nexus 6 takes a tumble. It falls two feet to the kitchen linoleum and breaks. Despite the Gorilla Glass, despite the protective clamshell case.
The short lifespan is a the failsafe. |
"Wake up, sheeple!" |
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