Apparently I exhausted my stockpile of interesting posts during April.
I gave my old smartphone to Lily when I upgraded earlier in the year, and she bedazzled it and started using it as a camera and a music player.
Recently, the camera function has started behaving oddly. I took the picture below earlier today, and holy Christ, it's rather unnerving. I think the camera pierces the veil between our universe and the anti-matter mirror universe.
Here's a picture of Counter-Lily, who listens to her parents and eats her anti-matter vegetables.