Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Review: Tangled

Aww...She looks so adorable I can't bring myself to put a sarcastic caption here

I saw Tangled with Jen, Lily and mom when we were down in Florida and we all really enjoyed it.

Glen Keane is largely responsible for the look and feel of the movie. Keane is the son of Bil Keane, of Family Circus notoriety and the basis for Billy in the strip. We're pretty firmly in Bizarro World territory when someone involved in any way with the Family Circus is actually responsible for anything good, but that really seems to be the case here. I even liked the way he described his intention to make the computer "bend its knee to the artist" instead of having the limitations of the computer dictate the look of the film.

He also rather cogently observed: "I think that's what Disney needs to do right now. No one else can do it. We should not be embarrassed or make excuses for doing a fairytale."

I can't find the article in question, but I read something that suggested that the project was perceived as going off the rails early on by the higher ups, who threw up their hands and said "Just do whatever you want with this movie", and the filmmakers, given free rein, created something magical.

The plot is pretty straightforward, and I found that appealing to me at the point I'm at in my life. When I was younger, I wanted to see every possibility explored as exhaustively as possible, but now I can also appreciate the value of a laser-focused narrative like this one.

The plot cleaves pretty closely to the fairy tale. Rapunzel is kidnapped as a baby by a witch who looks an awful lot like Susan Sarandon in Enchanted (I don't think that's a coincidence, as Tangled was at one point intended as a sequel to Enchanted) and raised in a tower. Dashing thief Flynn Rider appears in the tower and they go on an adventure to find the origins of the floating lanterns that are released every year on her birthday.

I won't get into details about the plot, because it's so straightforward, and my enjoyment of the movie came not from what was done, but how it was done. Rapunzel seemed so absolutely full of joy with everything she did that I couldn't help but be swept up in her excitement too.

I'd be remiss if I didn't mention how gorgeous the movie looked. The visual style for the movie was modeled after Jean-Honoré Fragonard's "The Swing" and they had a cohesive theme to the visuals and the technology to bring it alive.



The hair looked like real hair (and Rapunzel had a lot of hair!). Every scene was alive with detail, every expression was alive with life. I really dug the character designs for the Stabbington Brothers too. (And how can you not love that name?)

Also, I can take or leave Mandy Moore, but her performance mirrors Rapunzel's expressions and really is the perfect match for the character. The songs were pretty decent, (We especially liked "I've Got a Dream") but I don't think there are any real classics in the mix. Flynn was a fun character too, and he's cut from the same cloth as Cary Elwes' bard in The Bard's Tale.

We saw it in 3-D, which had some really nice features. Specifically, I remember a butterfly fluttering in from the foreground, and it looked like it was really flying on to the screen from within the theater.

We thought Lily would be concerned about the kidnapping, but she accepted a reassurance that mommies and daddies take good care of their babies and they wouldn't let anyone take them away. "Yeah!" she said, "and if someone tried to steal a baby, the baby would wake up and burp on them!"

And I can't think of anything to add to that!

Monday, December 6, 2010

Roger Zelazny Book Review: This Moment of the Storm

  

The latest in my series of Roger Zelazny commentaries.

I was talking to my friend Karen one day about some geeky thing or another when she said, "You should be friends with my brother. He likes that kind of thing."

I was like "Yeah, sure, whatever," because, while I didn't doubt Karen's good intentions, science fiction tends to look homogeneous from the outside, but it really covers an extremely broad range of topics, and the odds of two genre fans having a lot in common are more slim than you might expect.  An example I've given in the past is that the Bible isn't really a single book. It's a collection of books, written by different authors from different eras and different societies, many of whom had conflicting goals. Likewise, sci-fi fandom is isn't a unified whole. Anime, horror movies, video gaming, role-playing and card gaming all fall loosely under the umbrella of sci-fi, and while people within the subculture will get more granular with their distinctions, those outside of it tend not to.

Oh, you're a Star Wars fan? Original trilogy? Special edition? Prequels? Expanded Universe? Clone Wars?

It's like the old Emo Phillips routine:

"I was walking across a bridge one day, and i saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. so i ran over and said "stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are you christian or Buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?" He said, "Baptist!" I said, "Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?" He said, "Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?" He said, "Reformed baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off."

So I was not all that optimistic about finding something in common with Karen's brother when I finally got around to looking at his blog. I'm somewhat idiosyncratic in my interests even within the subculture. I dislike Firefly for instance, a property almost universally beloved by geeks across the world. My two most recent blog posts were about Roger Zelazny and the Scott Pilgrim movie.

And so were his.

So I guess Karen wasn't completely wrong about this. When I told my wife about it, she said she expected to see my face above his profile picture.

Anyway, in his post, Karen's brother mentioned how the first Zelazny story he read was This Moment of the Storm as part of a class in college. And that's what I'll be looking at today.

When I think of TMotS, I also associate it with college, specifically with a theory to which I was exposed in a criminal justice class, that of anomie. The concept was popularized by Émile Durkheim, and I think it's a great lens for viewing the story. In its essence, it's a feeling that one is in a situation where the norms no longer apply. But more on that a little later.

Let's look at the beginning, which I think is one of the all time great introductions:

Back on Earth, my old philosophy prof--possibly because he'd misplaced his lecture notes--came into the classroom one day and scrutinized his sixteen victims for the space of half a minute.  Satisfied then, that a sufficiently profound tone had been established, he asked:

"What is a man?"

He had known exactly what he was doing.  He'd had an hour and a half to kill, and eleven of the sixteen were coeds (nine of them in liberal arts, and the other two stuck with an Area Requirement).     

One of the other two, who was in the pre-med program, proceeded to provide a strict biological classification.

The prof (McNitt was his name, I suddenly recall) nodded then, and asked: "Is that all?"

And there was his hour and a half.

I learned that Man is a Reasoning Animal, Man is the One Who Laughs, Man is greater than beasts but less than angels, Man is the one who watches himself watching himself doing things he knows are absurd (this from a Comparative Lit gal), Man is the culture-transmitting animal, Man is the spirit which aspires, affirms, loves, the one who uses tools, buries his dead, devises religions, and the one who tries to define himself.  (That last from Paul Schwartz, my roommate--which I thought pretty good, on the spur of the moment. Wonder whatever became of Paul?)

Anyhow, to most of these I say "perhaps" or "partly, but--" or just plain "crap!"  I still think mine was the best, because I had a chance to try it out, on Tierra del Cygnus, Land of the Swan...

I'd said, "Man is the sum total of everything he has done, wishes to do or not to do, and wishes he hadn't done, or hadn't."

I suspect that this either started as a Francis Sandow story or that protagonist Godfrey Holmes was the proto-Sandow.  Both Sandow and Holmes were born a long time ago and spent centuries sleeping the cold sleep aboard slower-than-light ships that take decades or longer to reach their destination as a way of fleeing tragedy.

Godfrey Justin Holmes is a Hell Cop. A Hell Cop (the named is derived from a lingual drift of helicopter) controls a legion of small hovering patrol eyes (I imagine them as floating pinballs or the spheres from Phantasm), each of them with six forty-five caliber eyelashes because Tierra del Cygnus has a large number of nasty indigenous species.

Tierra del Cygnus is a backwater world, and Holmes is a man out of time. Add to that the storm of a century, and I really enjoy Zelazny's look at how we all go a little crazy in a crisis,  "the delirium of city under storm", to borrow a phrase from the story.

As things fall apart and mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, Holmes speaks of his alienation:

 Whether it was for five minutes or an hour, I don't really know. I remember telling her, though, about the girl buried on another world, whose death had set me to running.  Two trips to two worlds and I had broken my bond with the times.  But a hundred years of travel do not bring a century of forgetfulness--not when you cheat time with the petite mort of the cold sleep.  Time's vengeance is memory, and though for an age you plunder the eye of seeing and empty the ear of sound, when you awaken your past is still with you.   The worst thing to do then is to return to visit your wife's nameless grave in a changed land, to come back as a stranger to the place you had made your home.  You run again then, and after a time you do forget, some, because a certain amount of actual time must pass for you also. But by then you are alone, all by yourself: completely alone.  That was the first time in my life that I knew the meaning of despair.  I read, I worked, I drank, I whored, but came the morning after and I was always me, by myself.  I jumped from world to world, hoping things would be different, but with each change I was further away from all the things I had known.

To return to the subject of anomie for a moment, it's not just not fitting in society. People, generally, know how they're supposed to act. Even if they are not acting in accordance with the mores of society, they understand what those mores are. Even the most ardent revolutionary tends to rebel against the constructs of society, and is thereby still defined by them. Anomie is more than simple alienation. Society no longer makes sense. And that's what happens with Holmes. The standards of behavior he learned no longer apply. Oh, he can fake it and some things really are universal, but when it comes right down to it, the world moved on when he was sleeping.

As the rains continue, people do things that they wouldn't under normal circumstances, and tragedy strikes. The final passage is beautiful in its melancholy.

Years have passed, I suppose.  I'm not really counting them anymore.  But I think of this thing often: Perhaps there is a Golden Age someplace, a Renaissance for me sometime, a special time somewhere, somewhere but a ticket, a visa, a diary-page away.  I don't know where or when.  Who does?  Where are all the rains of yesterday?

(Mais où sont les neiges d'antan?)

In the invisible city?

Inside me?

It is cold and quiet outside and the horizon is infinity.  There is no sense of movement.

There is no moon, and the stars are very bright, like broken diamonds, all.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Journey to Wonderworld

We took Lily to Disney World on Wednesday. Jen's boss was fantastically generous and booked a hotel room at one of the outlying resorts for Tuesday night with some reward points she wasn't using. The whole thing was extraordinarily nice. We checked in with no trouble, and they gave Lily a bunch of Disney stickers every time she turned around.

The service was top notch. Everyone greeted us with the phrase, "Welcome home," which was a gimmick, of course, but a good one. We couldn't have asked for a nicer day. It snowed up in Jersey on Thanksgiving, but it hit 89 degrees in Orlando, and we swam in the resort pool until sundown.

When she got out of the pool, Lily was sure to put one footprint in each segment of the sidewalk. I did that when I was kid and it is such a characteristically little kid thing to do. And she's so serious when she does it. 

Lily was here
After sundown, we hit "Downtown Disney", a bunch of shops near the park, but not inside it. We told her that we were going for some ice cream. She said "Are we on a quest? A quest is looking for something, really hard."

The lego store was pretty impressive. I liked the sea serpent, but when I gushed "Isn't this the coolest thing ever?!" to Lily, she just sighed and shook her head and said, "All right, daddy, it's pretty cool, but it isn't the coolest thing ever." Alas, so cynical, so young.



Coolest thing, ever

She participated in the hulu hoop contest, but she wasn't very good at it, as it was her first time using one. I'm happy that she wanted to stay and watch once she was eliminated, rather than retreating to sulk.



We didn't tell her that we would be going to Disney until we were ready to depart Wednesday morning, lest she pester us endlessly. That more or less worked out, though she did wind up somewhat underwhelmed when we did tell her.



She wanted to see the princesses once we got to Disney, so after a purchase of mouse ears, we headed over to seek them out. Belle, Ariel and Cinderella were all there, and they're probably Lily's favorite princesses, so that went over very well.

After that, she wanted to see the fairies, so we got back into an adjacent line and waited to see Tinkerbell and her friends. Lily enjoyed that okay, though she hasn't seen the Tinkerbell movies as much as she has the princess ones, so she didn't have a lot to say to the fairies.

We hit A Small World, which had been Jen's favorite when she was a little girl and then we went on a bunch of rides, including a carousel, and Lily always enjoys those.  



If you've ever been to Disney World, I'm sure you can imagine what it was like. Lots of waiting in lines, followed by two minutes on a ride. Hurry up and wait, as it were. It's funny too, because each feature film seems to necessitate an attraction, and scattered around Disney World are rides based on movies nobody really remembers, like the Hunchback of Notre Dame or the Swiss Family Robinson house. They made me think of vestigial tails.

We caught the 3:00 PM parade in Frontierville, which was rocking a dentist office cover of "Big Iron" that didn't do it for me at all. It came through at about 3:45 and I think Frontierville is the last region through which the parade passes through, so the dancers were looking a little frayed at the edges. Prince Naveen looked like he was having the time of his life, though.  

You're okay in my book, Prince Naveen


When the wicked stepsister (Drusilla, *sigh*, I'm watching too many princess movies) from Cinderella walked past, Lily waved and yelled "I like your dress!"

I couldn't help but notice that they got the whitest guy imaginable to play Aladdin. He's whiter than me, for Chrissake, and I'm pretty damn white.

His skin is the same shade as those pillars

After that, we went on a Safari boat ride, but Lily wound up getting really scared. We comforted her and reassured her, but as we were on a little boat, it's not like they could stop the ride and let her get off. After that we headed to Tomorrowland and saw the Laugh Floor from Monsters, Inc, which all three of us really enjoyed.

We didn't want Lily to fall asleep and be upset when she woke up outside of Disney World, but nor did we want her fighting to stay awake and getting really cranky in the process.  We negotiated a departure at around 6:00 PM when she was still in a good mood and that actually worked out really well. Lily was really well behaved for almost the entire time, and I don't think things could have gone much better than they did.

Back from Florida

We're now back from our Florida trip. It was pretty decent. It had been two years since we'd been down to see my mom. Mom is an insanely good cook and she cooked us a gourmet meal for every night we were down there. Lily complimented Grammy Kathy on the few things she didn't make, like the applesauce and lo mein. Heh.

Aside from the visit to Disney, which will be covered in a later post, it was a low impact visit. We stuffed ourselves, we hung out, we went to the park we did some swimming. We watched a lot of cooking shows and the Muppet Christmas Carol (which rocks). Lily had a really good time painting ornaments with mom. At first she was slow to warm to Grammy Kathy, but after a while she was telling her "Don't tell the kittens, but I love you more than I love them."

We hit a bunch of thrift shops in our travels. I picked up a little kid-sized Ariel chair. Lily loved it at first sight and she was very mature when I told her that we wouldn't be able to take it back home; that it would be a special chair just for at Grammy Kathy's. In fact, she was pretty good for almost the entire trip.

At one point, Lily was on the potty, and while she can sit on it without a trainer seat, she's still not as big as an adult, so there is the potential that she might fall partway through the seat. She said as much when I popped my head in to check on her.


Lily: I was worried that I might fall through the toilet and get stuck in the pipes.
Me: No, you're too big. The worst that might happen is that you'd get a little wet.
Lily: What if I was a baby? Would I be small enough to get stuck in the pipes then?
Me: No, even babies are too big to get stuck by the time they are born.
Lily: What about little babies before the daddy puts them in the mommy? Are they small enough to get stuck then?
Me: *blink* ...I am not ready to have this conversation now.

Moving on...

When I went to the store with mom to pick up some last minute ingredients, she wrote a check for her grocery order. Presumably she also uses them to buy Madonna cassingles. Things are great in 1986! Thanks for asking!

Back in a while with an account of the trip to Disney World and my review of Tangled.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Roger Zelazny Book Review: A Dark Traveling




Welcome back to my meandering Roger Zelazny commentaries

Today I'll be looking at A Dark Travelling/Traveling, the spelling of the title varying depending on which side of the Atlantic you happen to be on. (I happen to have the UK trade paperback (the double edition with To Die in Italbar), with an extra L in Traveling and with mom misspelled as "mum".)

I can't remember where I first read about this book, but I remember the teaser ("I'm a normal fourteen-year-old boy....My sister Becky is a witch, my older brother Dave lives in a castle, and our exchange student Barry is a trained assassin. I also have an uncle named George who is a werewolf") made it sound like a really fun read. I only got a hold of a copy after eBay and Amazon marketplace made tracking down obscure paperbacks trivially easy. Previously, I'd hit a used book store in whichever town I was in and make due with what they had. (Usually Doorways in the Sand and Blood of Amber) 

It's a kid's book. I was in my twenties (at least) when I read it for the first time, and it really wasn't meant for me. The Collected Works of Roger Zelazny explores the problems facing the book in greater detail than I will here, but I think it's decent for a Zelazny book and not bad at all for young adult fare.

It was dedicated to the teachers at Rio Grande School who taught his kids to enjoy reading. A friend of mine once mentioned that his mom was a teacher to one of Zelazny's children, and though he was prone to exageration, I don't doubt it, because, as far as brushes with greatness go, it's not all that impressive. I wonder if she's included in that dedication. 

One thing I liked about the Harry Potter books (the early ones at least) was that that they struck me more as books where the protagonists happened to be kids, rather than patronizing garbage that passes for "kids books" these days. Kids are generally pretty smart. They lack the breadth of experience of adults, but they're not that far behind when it comes to straight up reasoning ability. I found that here, and it let me enjoy it.If you're playing Zelazny bingo, "arroyo" appears on the second page, right there in the prologue.


The narrator, Jim, is a werewolf just entering puberty. As the teaser mentioned above, he lives with a sister and they're hosting an exchange student named Barry, from another band. He's an assassin, which I thought would be pretty neat, but because of the restrictions placed on Zelazny, he's an assassin who doesn't kill anybody.


I'm certainly not the first to observe that Zelazny's characters are cast from a similar mold, but Jim departs from that, and I really like the voice Zelazny gives him. His concerns are believably those of a 14-year-old boy.

The plot is that Jim's dad is the keeper of the local trascomp station. Technology exists for transfer across parallel worlds, but its knowledge is closely guarded and generally only one family per "band" (the name in this book for a particular world) knows about it. The book opens with Jim's father disappearing. ("Missing father figure", there's another one for your Zelazny bingo board)

The guardian golem Golly reminded me of Rolem, naturally. He is described as having a "new car smell" and I thought that was a memorable detail to include.



Barry and Becky and Jim try to track him down. Becky is a witch and she can send Barry and Jim to the bands where Jim's dad might be. She accidentally sends Jim to the wrong band...during the night of the full moon.

Again, Jim's concerns seem real. Even midtransformation, he observes, "If I were going to transform I wanted to get undressed in a hurry. I did not want to find myself a big doglike creature helplessly entangled in jeans, T-shirt and tennis shoes." He thinks briefly about gathering up his clothes, in case he reverts to human form in front of girls.

He also thinks that he could exert some control over the transformation, but decides not to, because: "A crippled werewolf struck me as a particularly pathetic creature."


So, he changes, and the passages where he describes his time as a wolf are beautiful. Vintage Zelazny. They would be exemplary even in an adult work, and I found them the high point of the book by a wide margin. Something I particularly enjoyed.

There is no time and as for space, it seems I move with such ease that the world rushes to meet me. I am suspended in the dark dream of the hunt, where reason sleeps as the scroll of sensation unwinds. I am dog-shaped death within the wood of the world, thing of fang and hunger. Beneath sky's eyes beast to fest blooding moon-turned hours...

His Uncle eventually finds him and helps him return to normal. He dreams about the experience, and likens it to dreams about a part-time job an older friend told him about.  I think most adults have or have had work anxiety dreams, and the fact the Jim is presenting this as something new to him really does make it seem like he's a 14-year-old. He does have a very vivid, distinct voice, and I think Jim's narration and werewolf experience are the high point of the book.


By now, Becky and Barry have found their way to this band, and they set off alone to stop the darkbanders and rescue Jim's parents. They find the dark haired darkband sorcerer within the enemy camp and (SPOILERS) save the day. The confronation at the end was...not very good. It was servicable, in that it related what happened, but it didn't make me care about it. The dark-haired sorcerer, whose hair was long and black (...) says at one point: "Not bad," he said, stepping forward, "But not good enough." and that's how I feel about this scene. That's an okay line, straight from The Beginner's Dictionary of Villain Clichés for Any Occasion, but it's missing that characteristic Zelazny flare. I mean, Jim's chapter was poetry, and that was just dull and at the climax of the story, too. 

The denouement was neat, though. The final battle caused the band to split, creating one timeline where the darkbanders won and another where the lightbanders eked out a victory. I thought that was a nice note on which to end the story. 

Assessment? I liked it. It's very light reading, and aimed at a young audience. I wish it were longer and slightly cleaned up and fleshed out, but it's Proust compared to a lot of the young adult fantasy out there.