A long-running, occasionally updated blog primarily about the works of Roger Zelazny.
Monday, November 10, 2025
I'm back! (Redux)
Wednesday, November 5, 2025
I'm back!
I briefly took the blog private because I was involved in running for local office and it got really ugly really quick. I had people selectively quoting movie reviews I wrote more than 25 years in an effort to smear me. So I figured that this would be one less point of vulnerability.
But now I'm back! And I can get back to the business of bimonthly Zelazny posting.
Sunday, August 3, 2025
The Fair-to-Middling Four
I really wanted to like Fantastic Four more than I did.
The beginning, the first steps, if you like, are phenomenal. The look, the feel, the family dynamics, pitch perfect.
I'm a sucker for analog retro futures and FF nails it. Everything seemed authentic. Too often, movies fail to think through the ramifications of the fantastic elements they add to the real world. It's just New York now with added superheroes! without considering the ripple effects that would inevitably result.
Verisimilitude isn't just about good production design or costumes. It's about a world that behaves as if it truly exists, where even the most outlandish elements follow an internal logic and cast believable shadows on everything around them.
But First Steps perfectly conceptualizes it and spins it into a living breathing world.
They felt like a family in exactly the way they should.
I'm sick of superhero origin stories and I thought the retrospective was an elegant way to get the exposition across.
The Thing looked great.
| Not quite it |
| Getting warmer... |
| There we go! |
I wasn't sure about a mustachioed Reed Richards
but Pedro Pascal won me over. I shouldn't be surprised. He's always been consistently excellent
I didn't care for the Storm Siblings. Percy kinda hates Vanessa Kirby for some reason. I liked her in the Crown, but there was something about her here that seemed out of place but I can't quite put my finger on it. I might have a better grasp of just what I felt was wrong if I watched the movie again but I'm certainly not going to do that.
Every time the force field came on, I felt like I needed an eye exam.
Eddie from Stranger things was Johnny Storm and...I didn't like him. The 2005 version was dogshit on so many different levels but Chris Evans delivered a pretty good performance.
And while I really liked the golden records, a brilliant mise-en-scène contributing to the worldbuilding, it feels like the arrival of the Silver Surfer is when the wheels started to come off.
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| Canada Dry must be huge on earth 828. (Or maybe not if they need to advertise as much as they do) |
It felt like so many decisions were made solely to advance the plot. If you'll excuse a digression, The Last Unicorn is one of my favorite books, in my opinion, one of the greatest fantasy books ever written. It's full to the brim with iconic writing, but I'm thinking of one the scene where Schmendrick performs card tricks to entertain the bandits. The applaud politely at the right times, and generally act like the perfect audience, but everyone knows that he's not doing anything special. "Offering no true magic, he drew no magic back from them." Everyone involved in the process is just going through the motions.
So the Shalla-Bal Silver Surfer shows up and kinda looks like crap. And shit on the 2007 movie all you want, that was a better looking Surfer.
And again, I could see the reason for the decision as clearly as if I were reading the script. We have a female Surfer so Johnny can fall in love with her, setting in motion the third act betrayal.
And now a caveat.
Back when Percy was a little kid, we were watching Stuart Little together. About halfway through the movie, there's a bit with a boat race, where Stuart pilots a remote controlled boat directly. Baby Percy got scared when the mean kid started smashing the boat Stuart was piloting and climbed up on the couch with me. They were watching the drama playing out on the TV, and I was watching the one playing out on their face. There were whole worlds written there. They gritted their teeth when it looked like Stuart was in trouble, relaxed when he got control of the boat, and laughed out loud when he won the race.
I remember thinking how amazing it is that these hoary clichés we've seen literally thousands of times are still novel to them.
And I am aware that my approach is unusual; most people watch movies to enjoy them not dissect them and I may be holding this movie to an impossibly high standard it could not hope to meet. But dress it up a little. Tell me a story. Don't go through the motions. Offer us some magic. I was always acutely aware that I was viewing something someone had created. I was never able to suspend my disbelief.
Anyways, the FF, including 13-month pregnant Sue get on a ship and blast off to find Galactus. I imagine that her doctor would warn her away from boarding a commercial flight, so a trip on a spaceship is probably right out.
Galactus looked pretty good. No complaints about his appearance. Let's be honest. A lot of the Kirby stuff looks great on the page, but would need to be tweaked at least a little so as not to look silly in live action.
| "It's not a G. It stands for Hope." |
| Maybe put some pants on if you want to keep eating planets? |
The problem was with his demeanor. Galactus needed to be ancient and alien and inscrutable. What we got was a big guy who talked a lot.
Ideally, Galactus wouldn't talk at all. Telepathy or using the herald as an intermediary. Anything other than making small talk in unaccented English like a dude chatting you up from the next barstool. (A bit of trivia from Wikipedia "The actor spent time "ruminating" at the top of tall buildings to prepare for the role", knowledge which fills me with rage.)
But he's like, hey, gimmee your baby and I'll spare the planet. And again, I was annoyed, because not only did Sue have no reason to be there, but they made no attempt to justify her presence.
Quick chase scene, the baby is born, quelle surprise, and they dump the Surfer in a neutron star before hoofing it back to earth. They land and immediately hold a press conference and Reed Richards, the smartest man in the universe, announces, "We had a chance to save the earth but decided not to. No further questions."
And that's a little bit uncharitable of me, but whatever. The Fantastic Four gets enough lucky breaks over the course of the movie. They don't need any additional help from me.
I don't think "I would have done it differently" is a valid critique, and I do try to avoid it when reviewing movies, but I'm going to break my own rule here. The offer from Galactus is never taken seriously. There has been a lot of online discourse positing that he was never going to follow through or that his hunger would have been transferred to Franklin, but that feels like after-the-fact justification in an attempt to deflect valid criticism. If those points were to be made, they would have needed to have been raised by characters in the movie in order to carry any weight.
The whole world hates the Fantastic Four. But then Sue gives a very mid speech. So the whole world loves the Fantastic Four again. Yay, I guess. I guess bellyaching about adequate speeches in superhero movies is going to be my thing this summer.
Speaking of unlikely events, the team also convinces the entire world to build an extensive network of hyperspace pylons to shift the earth away from Galactus. It is by far the most monumental undertaking in the history of human civilization by about a factor of about a billion and although we don't get a sense of the time involved, it seems to concluded without a single hiccup in about a week.
This seemed rushed and they could have spent a little more time to add some stakes to the leadup to the climax, but that would take too much screentime from the extended Natasha Lyonne scenes that don't go anywhere and the painfully unfunny Moleman bits.
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| We gave up Red Ghost and his Super Apes for this!? |
It doesn't matter because the Surfer shows up and immediately blows up most of the pylons. But Johnny translates an entirely alien language from a couple messages well enough to deliver his own adequate speech. Didn't I just gripe about implausible translation in a superhero movie only the other week?
Decoding the Rosetta Stone took TWENTY YEARS.
So she flies off and we never establish just how big his ship is. In the comics, Taa II is described from anywhere from planet to star-system sized, so at the very least, we can assume it's...large. But Galactus only has one employee, and she's off getting ready for her third act betrayal so he has to come stomp around Manhattan himself like some kind of budget kaiju in a mockbuster Pacific Rim.
He's on the cusp of sating his billion-year hunger, but still finds the time to play with his Stretch Armstrong.
God, I hated this part.
Anyway, Galactus stomps around a little bit, then they teleport him away through the last remaining portal. He escapes, but the Surfer knocks him in just as it closes! Sue dies! But she gets better! Whew!
I saw it with a buddy. He gave it a B. I gave it a C. It started out so good and deflated completely. It may sound like a joke, but I still think the Incredibles is the best Fantastic Four movie ever made.
Saturday, July 19, 2025
Half a Century with Superman: Josh talks about the 2025 Superman
I saw Superman last week with the family and liked it.
But then, I liked Man of Steel for what it was. One of the things I enjoy about Superman as a property is how it tends to bring out the best in me. I can appreciate the stuff each interpretation does well and love it for that individual expression. Heck, I even liked (parts of) Superman Returns. There was that part where he lifted that heavy thing. And then, a little bit later, he lifted something slightly heavier. (And also, Brandon Routh was a great Superman and a great Clark, the scene with the piano was tense and great, it clearly loved the first two movies and you could see flashes of brilliance with what it was trying to do.)
The very first comic book I remember reading was a supermarket checkout aisle digest collection of the Legion of Super-Heroes. If you're not familiar, it's the adventures of Superboy with other teenage superheroes, a thousand years in the future. I worked at a comic book store before the internet was widely available, so instead of looking my phone all day, I read comics all day. I'm well-acquainted with Superman and have been all my life, is what I'm saying. So I was well-positioned to recognize the broad strokes of the movie as they unfolded. (That's certainly not a dig against it. If a well-informed and highly motivated viewer can spot the beats of your movie, well that's a feature, not a bug. It means it's been structured well.)
I would say that it's impossible to tell a completely original story about Superman after nearly 100 years of continuous publication, except Superman Smashes the Klan did it in 2019.
| This has probably replaced All-Star Superman as my favorite Superman story. |
We're going to get into spoilers about now, so beware.
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| "Bewarb?" |
Good stuff:
Outstanding supporting cast. Nicholas Hoult, Rachel Brosnahan, and Skyler Gisondo were born to play their roles. I saw David Corenswet in the Politician years ago, and while I hated it, I had the same thought everybody did on seeing it, "Holy shit, this guy needs to play Superman!"
It had humor. After the movie, I went online (as one does) and saw that Luthor's sidekick Otis was credited as Otis Berg. That's actually hilarious.
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| You said it, Mister Fantastic! |
Superman: I'm gonna turn myself in. Maybe they'll take me wherever they took the dog.Lois Lane: It's just a dog.Superman: I know, and he's not even a very good one. But he's alone... and probably scared.
Friday, May 2, 2025
Roger Zelazny Poetry Month Overview
2. The Last Defender of Camelot – Sir Galahad by Alfred, Lord Tennyson
3. Eye of Cat – A Blessing by Luci Tapahonso
4. Godson – Because I Could Not Stop for Death by Emily Dickinson
5. Creatures of Light and Darkness – The Second Coming by W.B. Yeats
6. The Doors of His Face, The Lamps of His Mouth – The Kraken by Alfred, Lord Tennyson
7. Divine Madness – To His Coy Mistress by Andrew Marvell
8. Comes Now the Power – Still I Rise by Maya Angelou
9. Damnation Alley – Invictus by William Ernest Henley
10. Nine Princes in Amber – Ulysses by Alfred, Lord Tennyson
11. A Rose for Ecclesiastes – Ecclesiastes
12. Lord of Light – The Upanishads
13. And Call Me Conrad (This Immortal) – Ode to the West Wind by Percy Bysshe Shelley
14. Jack of Shadows – Kubla Khan by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
15. The Guns of Avalon – La Belle Dame sans Merci by John Keats
16. The Changing Land – The Haunted Palace by Edgar Allan Poe
17. Home is the Hangman – The Tyger by William Blake
18. 24 Views of Mt. Fuji, by Hokusai – Death poem by Bashō
19. He Who Shapes – The Lady of Shalott by Alfred, Lord Tennyson
20. Isle of the Dead – When You Are Old by W.B. Yeats
21. The Graveyard Heart – Love After Love by Derek Walcott
22. The Force That Through the Circuit Drives the Current – The Force That Through the Green Fuse Drives the Flower by Dylan Thomas
23. Roadmarks – Roads by Edward Thomas
24. Doorways in the Sand – When I Heard the Learn’d Astronomer by Walt Whitman
25. Permafrost – What Lips My Lips Have Kissed, and Where, and Why by Edna St. Vincent Millay
26. Deus Irae – God’s Grandeur by Gerard Manley Hopkins
27. The Courts of Chaos – Correspondences by Charles Baudelaire
28. Donnerjack – The Distance That the Dead Have Gone by Emily Dickinson
29. Love is an Imaginary Number – Paradise Lost by John Milton
30. A Night in the Lonesome October – Ulalume by Edgar Allan Poe
Wednesday, April 30, 2025
30 April - Roger Zelazny Poetry Month - A Night in the Lonesome October
Stupid April for only having 30 days.
It really ought to have 31, just to match A Night in the Lonesome October a little better.
And after all, Ulalume gave the story its name. It’s only fair.
The parallels are baked in. Both the poem and the novel take place in a landscape shaped by grief, memory, and moonlight. Both are narrated in first-person by someone (or something) keeping secrets. Both rely on rhythm, atmosphere, and slow-building dread.
Poe’s narrator wanders through the haunted woods of October. Zelazny’s characters do the same, though their woods are filled with familiars, rituals, and the threat of something larger breaking through. Ulalume is dreamlike and mournful; Lonesome October is playful but melancholy underneath. They rhyme in tone, if not in structure.
It’s a perfect closing for April, even if the month doesn’t quite give us all the time we want. Cruelest month, indeed.
29 April - Roger Zelazny Poetry Month - Love is an Imaginary Number
This is one of the stories where the poem came first.
Love is an Imaginary Number isn't one of Zelazny's best known or most loved stories, but there is something about it that calls to me.
I do love Milton's writing. When I started putting this list together, one of my favorite phrases in the English language came to mind: Awake, arise, or be forever fallen. That line alone might have been enough to get Paradise Lost on the list. It’s a rallying cry and a warning, all at once.
Zelazny draws from the same well. He calls on Loki and Lucifer to populate Love is an Imaginary Number with their metaphors. It’s a story about defiance and identity, about the masks we wear and the roles we’re handed. It’s brief, strange, and deliberately slippery.
Milton gives us a devil who chooses rebellion over submission. Zelazny gives us something less straightforward but just as sharp. The pairing works not because the story tries to match Paradise Lost in scope, but because it glances in the same direction and smiles.
28 April - Roger Zelazny Poetry Month - Donnerjack
Tuesday, April 29, 2025
27 April - Roger Zelazny Poetry Month - The Courts of Chaos
Moving right along. Footloose and fancy free.
Today we have The Courts of Chaos. Specifically, the segment where Corwin traces his own pattern, remembering his time in Paris in 1905 and perhaps infusing it with some of his memories.
I remembered the play of the fountains in the Place de la Concorde. . . . And down the Rue de la Seine and along the quais, the smell of the old books, the smell of the river. . . . The smell of chestnut blossoms...
Why should I suddenly remember 1905 and Paris on the shadow Earth, save that I was very happy that year and I might, reflexively, have sought an antidote for the present? Yes . . .
White absinthe, Amer Picon, grenadine . . . Wild strawberries, with Creme d'Isigny . . . Chess at the Cafe de la Regence with actors from the Comedie Francaise, just across the way . . . The races at Chantilly . . . Evenings at the Boite a Fursy on the Rue Pigalle . . .. . . And, as the Pattern in Rebma had helped to restore my faded memories, so this one I was now striving to create stirred and elicited the smell of the chestnut trees, of the wagonloads of vegetables moving through the dawn toward the Hallos. . . . I was not in love with anyone in particular at the time, though there were many girls-Yvettes and Mimis and Simones, their faces merge-and it was spring in Paris, with Gipsy bands and cocktails at Louis'. . . . I remembered, and my heart leaped with a kind of Proustian joy while Time tolled about me like a bell. . . . And perhaps this was the reason for the recollection, for this joy seemed transmitted to my movements, informed my perceptions, empowered my will. . . .
Who to match with it? None other than Baudelaire!
Laissent parfois sortir de confuses paroles;
L'homme y passe à travers des forêts de symboles
Qui l'observent avec des regards familiers.
Comme de longs échos qui de loin se confondent
Dans une ténébreuse et profonde unité,
Vaste comme la nuit et comme la clarté,
Les parfums, les couleurs et les sons se répondent.
II est des parfums frais comme des chairs d'enfants,
Doux comme les hautbois, verts comme les prairies,
— Et d'autres, corrompus, riches et triomphants,
Ayant l'expansion des choses infinies,
Comme l'ambre, le musc, le benjoin et l'encens,
Qui chantent les transports de l'esprit et des sens.
26 April - Roger Zelazny Poetry Month - Deus Irae
Moving through the backlog.
Today, we have Deus Irae (among others, heh)
I mentioned in my review that I can take or leave the book, but I do love the cover art.
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| Scanned in from my 40 year-old paperback. Sorry for the image quality, guys |
Tibor McMasters navigates a post-apocalyptic landscape full of ruinous weirdos on his pilgrimage to paint a mural of Carleton Lufteufel.
I chose God's Grandeur, by Gerard Manley Hopkins. I'm sure Philip Dick would have preferred something more German, but we can't always get what we want. But there is something perfect, something grand about those first two lines.
25 April - Roger Zelazny Poetry Month - Permafrost
I don't know if April is really the cruelest month, but it's certainly the busiest for me, just by the nature of my job. Consequently, I tend to fall behind on these projects later in the month.
So let's see what we can do about correcting that.
Today's story is Permafrost, and it's another rare one where the poem came first.
I do love Edna st. Vincent Millay. I'm reasonably certain that Snuff introduced me to to her writing when he paraphrased First Fig (My candle burns at both ends;/It will not last the night;/But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends—/ It gives a lovely light!) when they set the baskets alight. I couldn't find a home for that one, but I like What lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why
Permafrost is cold but not unfeeling, a kind of dormancy, or emotional hibernation. The characters live with loss and the awareness of everything that might have been but never will be.
I have forgotten, and what arms have lain
Under my head till morning; but the rain
Is full of ghosts tonight, that tap and sigh
Upon the glass and listen for reply,
And in my heart there stirs a quiet pain
For unremembered lads that not again
Will turn to me at midnight with a cry.
Thus in the winter stands the lonely tree,
Nor knows what birds have vanished one by one,
Yet knows its boughs more silent than before:
I cannot say what loves have come and gone,
I only know that summer sang in me
A little while, that in me sings no more.
Thursday, April 24, 2025
24 April - Roger Zelazny Poetry Month -Doorways in the sand
This is, in large part a concession to my wife who wanted this poem as part of this circle, though Whitman certainly deserves a spot due to Roadmarks.
Up today, Doorways in the Sand!
I had to bump a different Whitman piecem Song of Myself (paired with Bridge of Ashes ("I am large, I contain multitudes") to make room.
However, I think this deserves a spot. Fred's entire personality is a rejection of learned expertise in favor of lived, intuitive experience, just like the speaker in the poem.
When I Heard the Learn’d Astronomer
Wednesday, April 23, 2025
23 April - Roger Zelazny Poetry Month - Roadmarks
I thought this would be an easy one. Roadmarks. The Road Not Taken, right? Easy Peasy. (Though Baudelaire or Whitman also have their own claim. (Along with the Marquis de Sade, I now realize)
But the Road Not Taken has the bonus of winding up my friend Greg, Doctor of Mordred Studies, who hates Robert Frost for reasons that have never been entirely clear to me.
However, I began to noodle on it. I wasn't quite satisfied with that selection. It was right in some ways, ("Two roads diverged in a yellow wood" is perfect for a Roadmarks poem) and it's not like I haven't taken the lazy or obvious route before, but I just kept looking until I found what I wanted to use.
Roads, by Edward Thomas, which was possibly the inspiration for the better known poem.
The goddesses that dwell
Far along invisible
Are my favorite gods.
Roads go on
While we forget, and are
Forgotten like a star
That shoots and is gone.
On this earth 'tis sure
We men have not made
Anything that doth fade
So soon, so long endure:
The hill road wet with rain
In the sun would not gleam
Like a winding stream
If we trod it not again.
They are lonely
While we sleep, lonelier
For lack of the traveller
Who is now a dream only.
From dawn's twilight
And all the clouds like sheep
On the mountains of sleep
They wind into the night.
The next turn may reveal
Heaven: upon the crest
The close pine clump, at rest
And black, may Hell conceal.
Often footsore, never
Yet of the road I weary,
Though long and steep and dreary,
As it winds on for ever.
Helen of the roads,
The mountain ways of Wales
And the Mabinogion tales,
Is one of the true gods,
Abiding in the trees,
The threes and fours so wise,
The larger companies,
That by the roadside be,
And beneath the rafter
Else uninhabited
Excepting by the dead;
And it is her laughter
At morn and night I hear
When the thrush cock sings
Bright irrelevant things,
And when the chanticleer
Calls back to their own night
Troops that make loneliness
With their light footsteps’ press,
As Helen’s own are light.
Now all roads lead to France
And heavy is the tread
Of the living; but the dead
Returning lightly dance:
Whatever the road bring
To me or take from me,
They keep me company
With their pattering,
Crowding the solitude
Of the loops over the downs,
Hushing the roar of towns
and their brief multitude.
Tuesday, April 22, 2025
22 April - Roger Zelazny Poetry Month - The Force That Through the Circuit Drives the Current
Here's a story that I haven't even reviewed yet. Zelazny himself didn't like it and I'm kind of surprised it ever saw the light of day. It's the predecessor to Hangman but not quite there. An interesting, mostly forgettable footnote, if not for the outstanding title.
It's also maybe the only story for this month where the poem came first. The selection is, of course, The force that through the green fuse drives the flower by Dylan Thomas. Thematically, not the best match, but how could I pass up the chance to pair them together?
Drives my green age; that blasts the roots of trees
Is my destroyer.
And I am dumb to tell the crooked rose
My youth is bent by the same wintry fever.
The force that drives the water through the rocks
Drives my red blood; that dries the mouthing streams
Turns mine to wax.
And I am dumb to mouth unto my veins
How at the mountain spring the same mouth sucks.
The hand that whirls the water in the pool
Stirs the quicksand; that ropes the blowing wind
Hauls my shroud sail.
And I am dumb to tell the hanging man
How of my clay is made the hangman's lime.
The lips of time leech to the fountain head;
Love drips and gathers, but the fallen blood
Shall calm her sores.
And I am dumb to tell a weather's wind
How time has ticked a heaven round the stars.
And I am dumb to tell the lover's tomb
How at my sheet goes the same crooked worm.
Monday, April 21, 2025
21 April - Roger Zelazny Poetry Month - The Graveyard Heart
I tend to use my copy of the Collected Stories as a my go-to reference for the shorter works. I have dozens (hundreds?) of Zelazny paperbacks scattered across various bookshelves, but I always know where my Collected Stories are.
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| Second dinosaur head on the right and then straight on 'til morning |
Plus, the books well-indexed, cleanly organized and comprehensively annotated. They're nice to hold too. So I went to my copy when I needed to look up The Graveyard Heart. The thing was, I couldn't remember what volume it was in. I figured it would be quicker to thumb through the volumes than to check, so that's what I did, starting with Volume 2: Power & Light, and working my way up. I got all the way to volume 4 before I decided to loop around to the first book and there it was.
It's such a mature story. I thought it came later in his career.
My original intent had been to pull some of Unger's poetry to serve as the poetry for this book, which is of course Zelazny's own poetry, which he had pulled and adapted from his own writing. It is, I admit, a little strange to have none of Roger Zelazny's poetry in what I trumpet as "Roger Zelazny Poetry Month". However, the thing is, I like to include a link to the poem I'm referencing and there aren't many examples of his poetry online. And I liked the idea less the more I thought about it. It just seemed like cleverness for its own sake.
So, instead, I have gone with Love After Love by Derek Walcott. I think it represents Moore's calculus in reinventing himself to join the Set and woo Leota.
Sunday, April 20, 2025
20 April - Roger Zelazny Poetry Month - Isle of the Dead
Today we have Isle of the Dead. I like Francis Sandow, in part because he breaks away from the Zelazny archetype. He's an avatar of Shimbo of Darktree Tower, part scaredy-cat, part demigod, but he's also an old man, out of time, who survived long past the time of his birth.
Thus, we match the story with When You Are Old, by William Butler Yeats. Short work, but lovely, and fitting, I think.
Saturday, April 19, 2025
19 April - Roger Zelazny Poetry Month - He Who Shapes
Running out of time on this holiday weekend (I'm a bad blogger, I know) so I'm posting this as a placeholder until I learn better time management.
Update: Hurray, I'm back! And minimally diligent!
Today (I know, yesterday) we're doing He Who Shapes.
Beautiful story, with Charles Render, he who shapes (or the Dream Master, if you like) assisting his patients through lucid dream. Elaine Shallot comes to him for aid and he is unable to resist the challenge.
Can I really use anything but The Lady of Shallot for this story?






