Search Results, Part 8

The latest in our series looking at what brings people to the site.

1. bernard hill naked (I'm blind!)
2. cartoon porn wolfman part2 (Don't waste your time. It fails to live up to the promise of the original)
3. can matter eater lad eat people
4. dean stockwell son porn star (Rule 34, baby)
5. village shitting teen girls (Again with the shitting)
6. empress miss tarah lee hypnosis (I'm kind of curious about what they might be looking for, but I really think I don't want to go down that rabbit hole)
7. free willy porno (I've always admired the titles people come up with for the adult adaptations of mainstream movies, and, on reflection, it does seem like this one is begging for that treatment)
8. matt smith with a unicorn
9. are you dead? sunnybyrd request
10. 3 cartoon girls fucked by dogs (When 2 cartoon girls just aren't enough. WHAT THE FUCK?!)

Search Results, Part 7

The latest in the series of disturbing searches that lead to this website:

1. a guy fucking a chick with a wolf (At first I assumed that he was using a wolf to fuck a chick, but it's more likely that the wolf belongs to the chick in question.)
2. doctor adventure shanish girl ass hurt (What is this, I don't even?)
3. awesomegregkilled game (That shit!)
4. wrinkly golem milf
5. horny nude bullfighter (The Naked Matador?)
6. penis people  (...)
7. wallpapers kida feet
8. Arya needs to lose her virginity and there's no one around but Sandor 
9. animated girls hiding in a dumpster (Whatever floats your boat, buddy.)
10. zombie auditions ben franklin school Dunno what they were looking for because this post on my site was the number one hit, but it sounds awesome

Search Results, Part 6

Just in time for the holiday season, our latest list of strange or disturbing searches that have led visitors to the site. The spelling and punctuation are as in the original.

1. t-n-t tattoos for werewolf
2. giraffe checking glucose levels
3. abilify girl rule 34 (If you're not familiar with Rule 34, it's the rule of the internet that states that if something exists, there is a porn version of it somewhere out there)
4. Fingering wiener dogs
5. bike pump scenes in horror movies
6. girl poop accident
7. batman poop signal
8. long legged preteens (Gah, I mean, what the fuck? Seriously!)
9. starfire sperm
10. Girl Werewolfs shaved all over (I'm not quite sure I can imagine how this work look, which works out, because I don't think I would want to)

Search Results, part 5

The latest in a series of bizarre or disturbing searches people have used to find the site.

1. "cartoons" "plunger" "harpoon"
2. Wendy from Gravity Falls wearing a diaper
3. Trumps of Doom it's a pain in the ass. (I particularly like this one, because it happens to sum up my feelings for the Trumps of Doom very neatly.)
4. weird rainbow monster thing giraffe
5. How to have a hairstyle like dick grayson
6. Gerard Depardieu young, which is not in itself unusual, but it was the number one hit by a huge margin for a brief period
7. prince eric and gaston sex
8. superhero "his severed penis"
9. Fetish site superman being eaten
10. The heaviest weiner dog

Search Results, Part 4

We haven't had one of these in a while. So, for your Black Friday reading pleasure, a list of weird or unnerving searches people have used that have led here.

1. major poop accidents
2. krypto's first romance
3. shirtless male redheads
4. the bouncy guy that is friends with superman
5. albino turtleneck
6. hot ass cartoons lois
7. lightning lad having sex (and too many variations on this with various members of the Legion of Super-Heroes and various sex acts)
8. streaky and krypto doing it
9. wrong interracial dating poems
10. darkside super wipe same as dalik (I don't even know how to parse this one.)

Search Results, Part 3

The latest in the series of the odd, unusual or downright disturbing searches people have used to find the site. Dear people who found my site through these searches...I hope it's meeting your expectations?

1. muscled fathers wrestling their sons to submission, video
2. comic heroes as helpless chess pawns
3. Batman eating hot wings
4. kari wahlgren feet
5. castration scene film snuff
6. empress dickings
7. pictures of boys football wrist watches 1 jewel
8. petite lap goat
9. hot buttered supervillains
10. zelazny porn

That last one baffles me. What was he expecting to find?

Search Results, part 2

Second in a series. Without commentary, here's a list of the most bizarre and disturbing search terms people have used to find the site.

1. how to make origami wolfman
2. superhero cartoon porn
3. x men mystique helpless porn pic
4. "sigourney weaver" "porn"
5. Foot wanking redhead
6. real redheads sucks harder
7. foot wanking reshead
8. penis nesting dolls
9. How do i kill a robot vampire
10. cthulhu drinking whiskey

Stay classy, kids.

Search Results

So blogger has a dashboard feature that gives very basic statistics about visitors to the site. Among the stuff it looks at is search terms used to reach the site. In no particular order and without commentary, here's a list of the most disturbing or bizarre search results that have led here.

1. Does Corwin ever fuck fiona?
2. giraffe have utters?
3. Charlie Brown getting dressed
4. shirtless man tied stone altar for human sacrifice
5. Rasputin themed gifts
6. Triplicate Girl threesome
7. "reverse engineered technology" -ufo +philosopher
8. my sister watching me wanking
9. peeing on Brainiac 5
   
10. Images of batman and him pooping